This morning as I read the news about the FL shootings; gun control debates (which are not providing any potential solutions, just accusations, and hate); Immigration and DACA; Everyone is mad and upset.
I WANT MY TURN TO MAKE ALL OF YOU UPSET SO HERE GOES:
It’s been snowing all night so the morning goes like this:
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman
8:15 So I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : “Yeah, if it’s up your a**!”
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, “Snowballs” and am called a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I’m on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the America we live in today!
PEACE TO Y’ALL…GLAD TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO BE UPSET AT TODAY!!